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Name: Albert
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Interests: Guns, Cryptography, Photography, Forex
Expertise: Guns, Cryptography, Photography, Forex
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Member Since:
8/9/2004
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| When gov'ments get together, or Dumb and Dumber..
I had a video conference with Germany, the Taiwan telco and Deutche
Bank are working with other countries to provide secure
e-commerce. Of course, the only person in the entire meeting who
knew anything technical was me.
In the middle of his presentation, the guy said he'd protect the
private key with a PIN code. 4,6,or 8 digits they are not
sure. So their government issued card with all your personal
data, valid digital signature etc.. will be protected by 9999
digits. I told him, I can break 2^24 in a few hours, and if it's
only digits, I can do it in a few minutes. He replied the dumbest
reply I have ever heard.. "Well, we currently all use a 4 digit
pin code and the banks have not fallen yet.." Errr.. The
ATM gives me 3 tries and then eats my card; where as at home, I can
crack at the card all I want, and running from 0000 to 9999 will take
my computer a fraction of a second. Even 8 digits is a
joke. 20 digits is a joke. Hell, 50 digits is a joke if
they are all between 0 and 9.
So if you think governments are stupid, you should see what happens
when governments get together. Dumb, meet Dumber.. and the
scary thing is, they are going to make it MANDITORY..
Big brother is watching..
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| The absolute lack of logic has facinated me..
So I'm talking to an architect, and I tell him I want like a long
counter, so I can put small appliances like a blender on the
counter. So naturally, I'll need a plug. The guy then says,
"Well, we'll put the plug down low, then drill a hole in the counter,
and extend it up."
Keep in mind, the house is not built yet...
So I told him, "No, why don't you just put the plug at the correct height?"
He replied, "You mean have the plug high??"
AND??!?!!!
He said it just wasn't done in Taiwan..
AND???!!!?
He then admitted that it made much more sense, and that drilling a hole
in the counter so you can pull up an extention cord was an ugly
solution, but that was the solution that they had always used..
ABSOLUTELY NO FREAKIN' CONCEPT OF IMPROVEMENT OR LOGIC. They don't even bother to think about logic or practicality.
I said I wanted dual switches for the Living Room and Kitchen lights,
(XOR switch, for you Binary nerds) and he asked why. So I can
walk out of the room and STILL turn off the lights without going to the
other corner, turning off the lights, and then attempting to cross a
completely dark room without smashing my toe into something!! The
logic just just just defies me..
Oh ooops.. I forgot, cockroaches only survive, they don't evolve
and progress.. In theory they should, but in actuality, nobody's
seen it yet..
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| Cockroachness (Burning of paper)
So a few million Taiwanese people today woke up and felt "Hmm.. Taiwan
air is too clean, let me go ahead and burn up about 40 lbs of
paper.." and so they did. My house smells like $hit now
because why? Of course you know the answer.. the cockroaches are
burning paper everywhere..
You see, what they will say is "I've read your blog, if you are so
unhappy here, then leave." You will never read someone posting
"You are right, we need to improve." Because see, cockroaches
don't improve, they ruin a place, and then move on. They don't
try to improve their habitat. They dirty it up, and then when
it's too dirty, they leave, and leave their headaches to others.
That's how cockroaches, viruses, and Taiwanese people operate.
What, you think someone is going to pick up your beetlenut pulp, or
cigarette butts? No? Then why are you throwing it
everywhere you jackass? Yeah, I know why, because you are an
effin' cockroach.
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| Why Taiwanese are cockroaches: (a small part in a long series)
Now many of you (with profanity and explitives) have asked, how is it
that I'm Taiwanese, currently living in Taiwan, and I can use such a
broad brushstroke and catagorize all Taiwanese as cockroaches?
Well, very good question.
First, if you are Taiwanese and feel that you are not a cockroach, then
don't get your underwear all wrinkled up, you are probably the
exception and definitely not the rule.
But let me give you examples of why Taiwanese are cockroaches.
Pick up a Taiwanese magazine. Flip through it, chances are, you
will find about 12365352626575335 English mistakes in it. How
much would it have cost, to hire some Native English speaker to be an
editor? Forget that, you can go to the local college, wave $500NT
at some American, and ask him/her to edit it for you. Forget even
doing that, you can click on "Spell Check" in Microsoft Word, and have
it check the spelling. But do Taiwanese PUBLISHERS do
that?? Of course not.. don't be silly, to do so would be
diligence and striving for excellence on their part; something they
don't do, otherwise I wouldn't be complaining about it. If you
are posting to a blog, and you have spelling mistakes, gramatical
mistakes, mistakes in general, hey, not big deal. But if you are
PUBLISHING A MAGAZINE, then don't you think you should be a little bit
diligent? Of course, the Taiwanese readers will not complain
"What, you think you can do better?" and of course, I will reply, "Why
yes, I do know how to hit [spell check] in Word." Do they feel
even a little bit shameful? Absolutely not. Why?
Because they are cockroaches.
"To Run Business" What the hell does that mean??? Nobody
knows, but it's on the door of 50% of the stores in Taiwan.
Why? Cockroachness... Absolutely zero desire to strive for
excellence..
We were driving one day, and there was an arrow pointing to the street
we wanted. But guess what? The arrow pointed left AFTER THE
FACT. The arrow was BEHIND the street we wanted.
Diligence? Of course not. Cockroachness? Yes.
Go to Wen Hwa. Take a look. No effin' street names!! Why? Cockroachness, that's why.
Get on the MRT, and take a look, some signs say "Kuting" some say "Guting". Why? Cockroachness..
I can go on for hours.. If you'd like, I can provide pictures...
Loud kids on the MRT who run around like it's the playground?
That's just cockroaches having baby cockroaches.. That's all.
Should I continue??? Or just post pics as proof? Red spots
on the floor, on the sidewalk? Beetlenut juice. Why?
Because the Taiwanese cockroaches feel, "Wow, look at the clean floor,
let me spit some juice that resembles blood on it.."
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| Smokers Part 2...
So let me get this straight..
In case of a fire, don't use the elevators, use the stairs..
That would be fine, except there are a bunch of SMOKERS SITTING IN THE STAIRWELLS SMOKING.
So am I to understand, the very place that is suppose to be the
sanctuary for people in case of a fire, is the place that smokers
choose to smoke? When asked why, "Oh, because there are no fire
alarms and smoke detectors there.." Well then, maybe there should
be. How are you suppose to know when you walk to another level,
that that level might be on fire?? Well, you don't, and you can't
tell, because if you asked yourself "Do I smell smoke?" Well, of course
you do, because the idiots are smoking in the stairwells!!
Arson, littering, and of course, the endangerment of everybody by smoking in the escape route..
I love smokers, they keep proving that human stupidity is infinite..
Smokers lack common sense to the point of rediculousness..
This is your brain, this is your brain on cigarettes, any questions?
Smokers.. Dumbasses...
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